me: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: i dont know CAN YOU???
me: i'll shit on the floor if i have to
Just some motivational pictures for thefaint-heartedartist. You seem gloomy lately and I know you like opossums. I hope this makes you feel better. Print them out and hang them on your wall if you have to.
After scouring Google images for opossums, I really want an opossum now!
truedick.
Trueshit and truespit are overused, thus I created truedick. Mad?This woman got on my nerves so much omg.
When a pen dies
Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
Me: Don't be... dead.
Pen:
